VERYCIVILDRAFTER
12-05-2005, 01:54 PM
"No I don't know why these are in caps..."
:roll:
HEADLINES:
1. INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES.
2. SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH SAYS EXPERT.
3. POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS.
4. SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED.
5. DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE.
6. SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS.
7. THERAPY HELPS TORTURE VICTIMS.
8. IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS.
9. PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE.
10. PANDA MATING FAILS: VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER.
11. LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS.
12. EYE DROPS OFF SHELF.
13. ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AXE.
14. MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH.
15. JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT.
16. STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE.
17. TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT LINE.
18. KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN TEN YEARS.
19. IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MAY LAST AWHILE.
20. COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES.
21. DEER KILL 17,000.
21 ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE.
22. RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES.
23. TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD.
24. MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE.
25. NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP.
26. ASTRONAUTS TAKE BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT.
27. KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS.
28. CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY.
29. ARSON SUSPECT HELD IN MASSACHUSETTS FIRE.
30. BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD.
31. LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
32. NEW VACCINE MAY CONTAIN RABIES.
33. HOSPITALS SUED BY SEVEN FOOT DOCTORS
34. STRAY DOG GETS LUCKY WITH CITY COUPLE
:roll:
HEADLINES:
1. INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES.
2. SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH SAYS EXPERT.
3. POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS.
4. SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED.
5. DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE.
6. SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS.
7. THERAPY HELPS TORTURE VICTIMS.
8. IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS.
9. PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE.
10. PANDA MATING FAILS: VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER.
11. LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS.
12. EYE DROPS OFF SHELF.
13. ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AXE.
14. MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH.
15. JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT.
16. STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE.
17. TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT LINE.
18. KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN TEN YEARS.
19. IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MAY LAST AWHILE.
20. COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES.
21. DEER KILL 17,000.
21 ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE.
22. RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES.
23. TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD.
24. MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE.
25. NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP.
26. ASTRONAUTS TAKE BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT.
27. KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS.
28. CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY.
29. ARSON SUSPECT HELD IN MASSACHUSETTS FIRE.
30. BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD.
31. LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
32. NEW VACCINE MAY CONTAIN RABIES.
33. HOSPITALS SUED BY SEVEN FOOT DOCTORS
34. STRAY DOG GETS LUCKY WITH CITY COUPLE