to each his own............JOKE!

[mom of 3]

Woman's prayer:

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to
answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.



Man's prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns
a liquor store - and a bass boat.
Amen

:mrgreen:


aaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: a man who prays..........yeah, right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YosSa]

Well, now you can c why its harder for a man to get a woman.
We have to say we are:

Not a creep,
Handsome, smart and strong,
Love to listen long,
Thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
Gainfully employed,
Let our cash being spended
Pulls out her chair and open her door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
I'll make love to youre mind, I knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I will love me to no end,
I will always be yore very best friend.

All you have to say to get a man is that you are a nymf with a bar ..


:twisted: :evil: :twisted: :P

[wardyboi]

... She also needs to cook, clean and serve me.

Oh yeah, and put up with my chauvanistic attitudes! :twisted:

[mom of 3]

hey now!!!!!!!!!!! I can have an attitude of my own, thank you! yeah, I know..........most women think they need to please a man........you've all now met one who won't put up with that s***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted:

[wardyboi]

I think you knew that anyway but.. I was just being a keyboard hero there. If I tried to behave like that with Stacie I'd wake up with bodyparts missing. I shall say no more!

[CADMAN]

:shock: she sounds brutal!

[wardyboi]

Naw she's lovely really but you gotta remember I'm from Newcastle so she's a pint drinking, kebab eating geordie girl through and through. I can (just) handle her though! As long as I do EXACTLY what she tells me to do. :D (sound of whip cracking)

[YosSa]

spank me baby

spank me


:)

does she know you are active on this forum ??

[wardyboi]

If I tried to behave like that with Stacie I'd wake up with bodyparts missing. I shall say no more!

In a word YosSa, No!

[mom of 3]

**shakes head**
:roll:
y'all are just plain nuts..........

ciao!
8)