Yank politics?

[architech]

I can't be the only (American) Yank in this forum. :shock:

No commnts on Bush vs. Kerry. :?:
And no criticism on how the yanks run their election or the call on the United Nations to oversee the US election?

What about other elections in the UK? Australia? Germany? Russia?
:shock:

Hmmmm......

No crude cuts at the war?

... I don't want to start a "bar brawl" now but somethin'......
... work with me people ... :P :D 8)

[mom of 3]

bar brawl? now I can talk about that one.......I ended up in the middle of one of those last night!
ok, comments on Bush v Kerry............ummmmmmm.............let me see..........hmmmmm...........hey! I know! who looks better in a little black dress?????????
aaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:

(sorry, you asked for comments..........I gave you what I have. I hate politics.........)

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George W. .Bush goes to a primary school to give a talk. After he's done he opens the floor for questions.


One little boy puts up his hand. George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?"


"I have three questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of he UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.



George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh, that's right---question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is yourquestion, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 25 minutes early?
And fifth, what happened to Billy?

[VERYCIVILDRAFTER]

John Kerry walks into a bar.

The bartender shouts "Hey John! Why the long face?"

[mom of 3]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:
I like that one............
:lol:
(I needed a laugh right about now, as my program crashes on me, losing all that I'd just done, forcing me to say some not so nice words about my boss & his idiot ways of going about this stupid, long-a$$, top secret, STRATCOM related f-ing project!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :!: )

[wardyboi]

Stay off the coffee lady.. u sound a bit tense!

[mom of 3]

no, just my boss's doing...........he makes all of us tense. he has no management skills...........but it's now Fri, he's at our other office at a meeting & I'm playing!!!!!!!! :wink: so here's my political joke..........


Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner.

There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things.

The candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.

There were to be no observers present and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the headquarters and he has 10 fish. Soon, Kerry, who has answers to everything, but no plan, returns and has zero fish.

Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.
That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin?'" "He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice."

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George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the
discussion of the word tragedy.

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.”

“No,” says President Bush, “that would be an accident.”

A little girl raises her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explains the exalted leader. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?” Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand.

In a quiet voice he says: “If Air Force One carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”

“Fantastic!” exclaims President Bush, “That’s right.
And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy, “because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”

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Kids :?:
:mrgreen: